1. Inauguration (duh) and guess what- in 4 years I'm STILL going to be over the inauguration from this year.
1a. Shepard Fairey- I get it, your edgy. (not)
1b. working. all the time when all my friends have like a million days off in a row.
2. Twitter. My only friends are Scott and George Clooney. And I'm not even so sure that its the REAL George Clooney.
3. Cupcakes. Delicious but I cant really love a food that the hipster community has embraced and made their own. It seems so unappetizing.
4. PETA. Hey guys, way to take a respectable organization and objectify women for no reason. No one takes you seriously except Alicia Silverstone and Pamela Anderson.
5. Michael Phelps. I was over you when you won 89 gold medals and I'm still over you now that your a pot-head. I really do feel bad, you seem nice.
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