This mostly. Also- Note to selves...don't hire me. I'm mostly only good for drinking coffee and learning how to use the self-timer button on my boss' digital camera.
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I really should be selling stuff like this instead of starting a blog right now
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Iradj Moini
I really should be selling stuff like this instead of starting a blog right now
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are you kidding? i would totally hire you based on those merits alone.
I would hire you, because you're pretty and you can take your own picture. And then I'd fire you after you turned down my inappropriate advances. And then I'd prevent you from talking to the press and/or filing a lawsuit by bribing you with something you are currently rapaciously coveting. I think we both know what I'm talking about. Either that or we both don't know what I'm talking about. But certainly nothing in between. Also I miss you.
Also am I the only one who always fails to correctly transcribe those little squiggly letter are you a robot spam tests (or whatever they are)? Every time, god damn it. Every time. But don't worry, despite the fact that I can't pass the robot test and also despite having had a brief identity crisis after watching Bladerunner I do actually know that I'm not, in fact, a robot.
Thats better than me, I can only be counted on for my consistent tardiness (colored people time) and making a monthly newsletter with a photocopied picture of my ass on the front page under the headline "the REAL corporate America"
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